This looks amazing and if you don’t agree you can go ahead and fall down a flight of stairs.
Straight Person: But who pays for the date?
Queer Person: No one. We dine-and-dash, cackling as we run out the door, flying away on our broomsticks as we flip everyone the bird. It's part of the Gay Agenda.
Is this where we show our combat prowess by beating a defenseless man? Okay, let’s do it!
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Abandoned farm home outside of town. There were 8 cars left there (The blue one pictured has a pitch fork in the windshield). There was still toilet paper in the bathroom, and pictures littered the counter. The basement wall had caved in and I couldn’t really go down there. All the mirrors and windows were broken, everything was left there. I have no idea what happened.
man nosiness like this is what gets niggas killed in movies you saw help carved into the fucking wall and still kept nancy drewing your little ass around that demon portal
That comment. Basically what ran through my mind.
I want to see a sequel to Cabin in the Woods.
It will be called Ronald the Intern. It will feature Ronald’s journey through a post-apocalyptic wasteland. I imagine him leading a hardened group of survivors and his nemesis will be the dragonbat.
He probably dies in the end.
Well in that case, you could always call it “Ron Dies in the End”
